The Smiths

Mary was standing in front of a full-length mirror¹ taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled², I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby³." She turned to Charlie and said, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." Charlie studied hard for a moment thinking about it and then said in a soft, thoughtful⁴ voice, "Well, ...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."